WARNING: Unknown individual rumored to go around starting 12am tomorrow. Plants unknown packages underneath trees in family homes. Said to bellow, "Ho ho ho!" as his war cry. Has an army of midgets in green army suits. Has a dedicated war-trained group of reindeer at his disposal. Said to take mercy on those who leave out an offering prior to his arrival.
Keep your doors locked, guns loaded. Be safe. Spread the message to friends and family.