Went to Kawasaki Daishi with my friend Layla. We had a great time walking around, but it was crowded. Around the corner is a smaller shrine, that wasn't getting any action, so we went there. It turned out to be the home of the Kami of Alcohol, so I was pleased. Often, these places stack their kami three or four deep, and this place was no exception. As we were in front of the shrine for the kami of eagles, I looked over and saw another shrine, with an... unusual design. 12-year-old Me said "Hurr hurr," but Now Me kept his mouth shut out of deference to the sensibilities of the pretty woman he was with. Who looked up, followed my gaze, squealed, "Oh WOW, the penis kami!" and trotted over for a better look.