I'm the most boring nightmare you'll ever have.
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Remind me when I have a great idea for a flyer that involves me drawing a lot of it: No. just, no. We aren't doing that.
I started diner like 2 hours too early. Well, fuck.
I'd love to refinance a home.
Does it have to be mine?
I've always been that creepy guy who "friends" performers for years.
then one day, we're writing each other about them doing a show.
it's worked so far.
I just found something else the thieves took, decided was broken and stashed in our basement somewhere. Makes me wonder if my bike is still hidden down there s...
It's one of those days where I wish I didn't completely believe how much a useless piece of shit I am. So, time to eat myself into a heart attack I guess.
It's okay! I unplugged the toilet! ...right before I plugged it again.