OMG, Internet. Stop being so DEMANDING. I need space. I know we've had a thing going for a while. I know we've been fine until now, but every relationship has this moment. We're just too used to each other. I feel like I'm in a rut. I just need some space to find myself. No, this isn't me breaking up with you. But...I just...I need some space.
Internet, you need to not act like this is due to anything you've DONE. This is more what I NEED to do. I NEED. JEEZ. Read some Virginia Woolf, for fuck's sake. Stop making this all about YOU.
Look, I'm tired. I'm just going to go lay down for a while. NO, I don't need any company. I just need....I just need to be alone for a bit, ok?