The astrologers have warned me to stay out of dark alleys and avoid disgruntled individuals for the next 3 weeks or so. The tricky part is that dark alleys aren't always dark and they aren't always alleys. Accordingly, I am instituting the following procedures for the duration:
- Maintain a yellow alert status.
- Weapons locked and loaded.
- Keep your head on a swivel.
- Stay off the trails.
- Watch your six.
The fuck? Is Mercury doin it's thing again? Ugh