A man walks into a restaurant and asks the hostess, "How long is the wait?"
"45 minutes, sir. What name should I put down?" she responds.
He replies with a curt, "pity" and turns towards the door.
"And how many in your party?" she asks over his shoulder.
He holds up a peace sign as he walks out the door.
45 Minutes Later:
"Pity, party of two!"