All you need is love, and a dog and a cat.
My dog was a Jack Russell Terrier, called “Jack”. He had a 3 watt brain attached to a 10,000 watt body, a white ball of uncontrollable muscle. He was like a crack cocaine addict with ADD. “Hey great to see you master, you look cool, love the shirt, want to throw the ball, I love the ball, let’s drive to Sydney, can we go now, we could rob some banks on the way, come on let’s go, can I eat the cat?, I hate the cat, no let’s take him with us, I love the cat, I hot-wired three cars today , but I can’t reach the pedals, hey there’s a spider, yum, so are we going now, are we, are we ,are we? My cat “Indy” on the other hand has to be French. “ You are on the couch before me ,non! I will jump on your fat stomach and purr, making you feel so good, that is what I do, it is my gift. I see you are wearing the gray shirt with the black pants and red eyes. You look like a train signal, what were you thinking, but I love you today. Tomorrow I think I will despise you, such is life, it is cruel, non! Ah, and the small doggie has found us. I hate the small doggie every day. He has no reason to live, how unfair for him. Viva la difference!! I am so cuddly, am I not, oui?”
Save a cat or dog from the animal shelter. It will be like saving yourself.
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