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Thank You For Being My Boy ~ a dog's memoir - https://www.books2read.com/b/mBPa6p

"His writing is like Jack Kerouac & Douglas Adams."

"There's a thin line between sexiness and absurdity & Mr. Mastro is determined to find it."

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Moon Over Mangroves interview WNYU - soundcloud.com/wnyu/a-c-e-moon-over-mangroves

Blood Money ~ Tales from Two Continents - amazon.com/Blood-Money-Tales-Two-Continents/dp/0982998759/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1330973900&sr=1-1

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the dog said, "happy birthday to me mutha-f--kuhs." ~ tenderbastard

the dog said, "f--k War and the mongers who make it." ~ tenderbastard

the dog said, "there can be no white-wash at the white house. - richard nixon-1972" ~ tenderbastard

the dog said, 'Crazy Horse's crazy cousins were named Crazy Glue and Silly Putty." ~ tenderbastard

the dog said, "asinine - the number of asses a cat has." ~ tenderbastard

the dog said, "3 wise men. - we've come to see the jesus baby. virgin mary - he's not in right now. can I take a message...

the dog said, "my body is a temple a shirley temple." ~ tenderbastard

the dog said, "to pee or not to pee? that is the question." ~ tenderbastard

the dog said, "started a fashion brand - forever sweaty." ~ tenderbastard