A few seemingly random thoughts:
I wonder if I'm not a very nice person since I quit drinking.
The grass needs cutting but it can go fuck itself.
How many times will I have to complain to the restaurant around the corner before they fix their noisy extractor fan??
Caitlyn Jenner is apparently worth fifty times more than Bruce Jenner.
My children are my greatest joy.
The Ello app is Super Cute
This face says, "Can I please have a massage instead of tiling the bathroom backsplash today?"