I am transgreen. Probably. It's complicated! I mean aren't we all originally a little bit from Krypton?
Once I had "green fascination". All the greens I met were better and greener, they were so cool with their green struggle. You know how the song goes, it ain't easy being green ? That song was my life. And that Star Trek lady was partly to blame too.
Also, I dunno...I just identify as green ! Deep inside me I feel green, you know? And so I faked it.
It's just smoke and mirrors. And some awesome green paint.
The funny thing was that so many people believed I was born green. So I kept on doing it and pretty soon I was living a lie. I was terrified of being found out! Then one day a photo of me from before my greening got leaked.
The whole world knows the truth: I'm a (mostly) white, epically-privileged greennabe. I appropriated my green culture and my green history. I love green so much.
But now, I want to apologize to those of you thought I was really green. Also, the ears? Totally fake. Sorry!