Post by JC Little - The Animated Woman (@theanimatedwoman) on Tue, 15 Mar 16 17:13:58 +0000 View Full Post The Bored Elephant. Two years sober, today. Two years ago, the unspoken alcoholic truth loomed large in the room. Today, I hardly think of it. The elephant is still there...but it's really, really small. And bored out of its tiny mind. Cheers!