Momentous occasion. For an audience of two, for now. Assuming at least. We'll see how this goes... What to post? Not FB stuff, right? I'll probably do more personal stuff. Longer entries. People can read or not read as they wish. Long week, lots of stories. Well, I promised @magic-in-the-air a NSFW post if she joined. And @slowmono, it just never hurts to be reminded... Here you go: Tonight, kids fed, in their pajamas (well, really, each wearing the other's nightclothes, there was a fight you see...okay, that's too long to explain, suffice it to say, Malcolm was in Helen's nightgown and not wearing underwear) and they were supposed to be in bed. Instead, they were in the living room yelling at each other. I was only half-listening, until Helen jumped up from the opposite couch and shouted, "Mommy, ewww! Did you see what he did?! Malcolm put his penis on me!" Apparently that was how he decided to exact his revenge when words failed him. I said, "Malcolm, it's never okay to put your penis on people. That's just not acceptable. Do not do it ever again." Then I put them to bed and sat down to meditate for awhile. Yep. That's my life. That's about as NSFW as it gets around here! Sorry @magic-in-the-air!