1) Whatever else happens in life, I take great comfort in the knowledge that I don't have to dye my hair.
2) I normally find beards a real turn-off, but not when S has one. (Clean-shaven looks nice too.)
3) Tonight on Reddit, a woman wrote in asking if she should break up with her boyfriend because he has a bald eagle companion (since he was a teenager) that's befriended him. It flies the window and hangs out in his house. He's trained it to not crap in the house. It stares at her and follows her every move with it's eyes. She should break up with him to free him up for someone much less lame. (Me, for instance.)