A friend texted this to me this morning. I'm not quite this jaded, but there's an element of truth to it. And it's funny. "...divorce just gets stronger like a piece of oak." Classic.
"I love being divorced. Every year has been better than the last. By the way, I'm not saying don't get married. If you meet somebody, fall in love and get married. Then get divorced. Because that's the best part. Divorce is forever! It really actually is. Marriage is for how long you can hack it. But divorce just gets stronger like a piece of oak. Nobody ever says 'oh, my divorce is falling apart, it's over, I can't take it.'" - Louis CK