Disgruntled children in my closet. Vegans in their room. (My parents are visiting.) What does one feed vegans? After a few days of making sure I come up with balanced meals that taste good and aren't repetitive, I'm always tempted to just throw down some hay and be done with it. (You can only eat so much quinoa.) Fortunately, they're vegans for health reasons, so they'll cheat once in a while and enjoy it.