A) Whoever imported patchouli oil to these shores should be shot. I'd rather douse myself in fresh skunk spray. Seriously.
B) Belly dancing is really hard. Geez. I will persevere though. It's also really fun.
C) There's a basketball court at my place. We've been playing most nights after school. Turns out those little ones are quick. And surprisingly colorful in their trash talk.
D) Have you ever noticed that Jack Johnson keeps putting out the same (mediocre) song over and over again? He just changes a few words, retitles it, and viola, "new" song. How has he not been stopped?