Post by Mark (@therealmarkb) on Wed, 01 Oct 14 01:19:09 +0000 View Full Post In 2004, I dated this great guy for a couple of months. His name was Kevin. He was a schoolteacher, sweet, handsome, sexy. But I had just ended a 5 year rela...
Post by Mark (@therealmarkb) on Tue, 30 Sep 14 23:17:49 +0000 View Full Post Tonight. Me. A big bowl of pasta. A big glass of wine. And baby lesbian Jodie Foster in one of my favorite movies of...
Post by Mark (@therealmarkb) on Tue, 30 Sep 14 16:18:21 +0000 View Full Post Xander Harris "Buffy the Vampire Slayer"
Post by Mark (@therealmarkb) on Mon, 29 Sep 14 21:05:06 +0000 View Full Post It's horror movie season. Have a favorite? This is definitely one of mine.
Post by Mark (@therealmarkb) on Mon, 29 Sep 14 15:31:17 +0000 View Full Post Where is that bitch with my coffee? Oh yeah, that bitch is me.
Post by Mark (@therealmarkb) on Sat, 27 Sep 14 20:59:01 +0000 View Full Post My birthday is next month.
Post by Mark (@therealmarkb) on Sat, 27 Sep 14 20:36:00 +0000 View Full Post How you like me now, Ello?
Post by Mark (@therealmarkb) on Sat, 27 Sep 14 20:27:39 +0000 View Full Post I'm going to a day party today and I don't know if I should wear pants or shorts. THIS IS HARD!
Post by Mark (@therealmarkb) on Sat, 27 Sep 14 00:43:16 +0000 View Full Post I'mma drink this champagne while I'm sitting on my couch in my underwear. I put the "ass" in "klassy."