Question No.0001: Where did you get your email address?
Was it born from a very healthy sense of self-esteem?
Or perhaps someone with great affection set it up for you. Then again, you may have been setting it up yourself, and when you said to your friend "What name shall I use?" your admirer answered, and thus a weird-n-wonderful address came into being, a perfectly accurate statement for just about anyone emailing you.