What a good boss/employee relationship looks like:
BD: did matt crawl up your butt and die??
BD: let him go!
timefortrees: haha, he left a while ago
timefortrees: he's probably up your butt
timefortrees: but you can't tell
BD: are you saying i have a big butt
BD: do i look fat in these shorts
timefortrees: i mean, if you're asking, i'm just saying you have a big butthole
timefortrees: your butt could be any size
BD: gee whiz. i don't have to take this shit from some charity case i scooped out of the ruins of Lego Universe.