Well, that's something I never thought I'd see.
I should have snapped a photo of him.
Anyway, I was riding into the studio on the train and as we got a couple of stops from Hunt Valley, an old man got on with a padded dvd mailer, which he proceeded to slowly open.
He pulled out a dvd case that had a naked woman on the front.
"Wait," I thought, "is this guy actually looking at a porno film he just got on the train?"
Flipping the case over, he painstakingly read every word, and poured over every photo on the back of the case, before gingerly opening it up, looking at the promotional materials inside, and pulling the DVD out to check it for scratches.
As we pulled into the last stop, he slid the case into a tiny Wal-Mart bag, looked at it from the outside and observed that he could still see what the DVD was through the thin plastic.
As I exited the train, I saw him resealing his prize in its mailing sleeve and slipping that into the Wal-Mart bag.
I mean, ostensibly there is nothing wrong with that, peeps like porn, we don't need to argue about this, and maybe the world would be a better place if we were all pretty up front about it, I dunno.
At the end of the day though, hahahahahaha.