What's up, Ello
I'm still not entirely sure how this all works, I have no friends who use this yet and I was never a big facebook user nor do I have Twitter (the opiate of the narcissistic simpleton). I'm interested to see how all of this works; for example, am I typing this largely into a vacuum because I have no connections yet? Is it visible in the noise thing? Does @ello tagged onto a post mean that I am asking a question of the admins? Will stupid and existentially confusing questions get my account cancelled?
Am I an arsehole for not just reading the FAQ's? Almost certainly but a combination of Gen Y slackness and entitlement coupled with the enjoyment of fumbling around like a drunk hobo trying to sexually assault a doorknob while I am learning this will ideally make for a richer experience.