I love being petty and petty people but i hate when petty people are petty towards petty me
i have been sitting in this board room for hours. there is no end in sight. The light slowly bled from daylight golden yellow and red to these bullshit icy fluorescent hell photons. I ate way too much bagged food and I honestly could puke like I'm there I might as well have taken six shots and run a mile if I knew I was going to feel this bad today it's like??
product idea: a time-traveling machine that could tell you exactly when and where you're going to be sick, so you can either a) avoid it or b) embrace the inevitable and make that shit a SELF-FULFILLING PROPHECY to the fullest extent.
my friend "returned" my phone charger today, and I'm putting some suspicious looking quotation marks there because it was NOT returned, it is clearly that of a STRANGER'S. I hear you nay-sayers out there: "but Tsering, it's a uniformly white cable. How could you possibly know the difference?" Alright bitch sit down and clean ur dusty-ass ears out. If you dropped your kid off at a day-care and then came back in the day to pick him up, would YOU notice if the caretaker presented you with a DIFFERENT CHILD? even if they were of the same race? Yeah that's right I think we both know where this is going. Honestly that could only help you - if you have the chance to punt your kid into the nether-world abyss shadowing every single one of our movements, then our world and you would be better off doing so. we are facing an over-population after all