"We thought we could make money on the Internet. But while the Internet is new and exciting for creative people, it hasn't matured as a distribution mechanism to the extent that one should trade real and immediate opportunities for income for the promise of future online revenue. It will be a few years before digital distribution of media on the Internet can be monetized to an extent that necessitates content producers to forgo their fair value in more traditional media."
"[T]he truth is [cannabis] probably isn't gonna make you kill people, and it most likely isn't gonna fund terrorism, but [THC] makes you feel fine with being bored, and it's when you're bored that you should be learning some new skill or discovering some new science or being creative. If you [get high] you may grow up to find out that you aren't good at anything."
"D'uh maybe if they're that incompetent we shouldn't be tryin' to save their jobs. Maybe [this situation] is a kind of economic natural selection, where the more diligent workers are weeding out the useless ones. Drrrrr."