I'm the best of the best, I like to tilt my hat on a silly angle, and bad facial hair is my specialty. I'm a sucker for the hopeless cause, and persistence to the point of stupidity. I'm so right all the time, I need to pretend to be wrong. I don't believe in Idaho.
My awesomeness knows no bounds. You wish you were me, even on a bad day. My days consist of being awesome and doing awesome things. In fact, you should fear just how awesome I may be. I have so much of this awesomeness, it could definately be a threat to the stability of reality as we know it. I'm your hero and you love me in a way that requires you to massage yourself in the pants. Yes, you cer
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