Yo so this writing here might not fit with this drawing but I just found out that Hillary Clinton made $100,000 in a year trading cattle futures with a starting investment of $1,000. That’s fucking nuts! That’s a 10,000% increase from her initial investment. Apparently in the late 70’s the cattle market was fuckin’ booooooming, like the biggest bull run cattle has ever had. What was weird with her first trade was she made shorts against the market betting that the price of cattle would drop. According to professional traders short selling by the public is extremely rare, especially on the first trade. Almost all of her trades were at the most favorable prices too. She was killing it, selling at the highest high and buying the lowest low all while she was working as a lawyer, advocating children’s rights, serving on corporate boards and being a governor’s wife. Her trades were unbelievable. Her trades raised a lot of red flags though and people started calling her a fraud and shit because her advisor was an insider of Tyson foods. They even tried to get a special prosecutor to look into her and her husband’s finances (which she was adamantly opposed to.) The legitimacy of her trades are pretty sketchy don’t get me wrong but I’m not hating. I want an investment opportunity like that to get rich quick, so if any of you pricks know a guy like Sergey Nazarov that’s working on the next million dollar idea, or want to drop me some insider trade secrets please feel free to send me a message on instagram @viperknife I’d appreciate the shit out of you and we can party on our yachts in 10 years.