My day so far:
Woke up sometime after dark.
Midnight: Did tomorrow's webcomic, about getting a snowskate.
Seven: One minute before the sun came up, got in the car and drove down to Del Taco for Sausage Egg Tacos.
Eight: Hit WalMart for a few things.
Nine: Hit Barnes&Noble, primarily because it contains the only Starbucks at Southlands Mall.
Ten: Hit Zumiez; got a snowskate.
Some people think time is linear. Because they're wrong.