I created this account as an emergency broadcast system in case all other social media that I use cease to exist. Since I just got a notification that @mariasullivan is now following me I felt that it's my duty to now post something. However, a look at 'her' profile, a prominent cleavage photo, reveals to me that this 'she' is probably a scammer. My attempt to see 'her' profile has yielded an error msg - further confirming the likelihood of scamming. Therefore, I feel no further responsibility to make my profile in the least bit interesting. The End.
p.s. I have noticed, however, that exploding manhole covers are a new coincidence theme in my life.